An individual who stealthily pounces on a pot of coffee which has just finished brewing. Usually travels in packs just large enough to require a full pot to satisfy all of them. As a general rule, coffee vultures never brew coffee themselves, even if they leave a completely empty pot. Rather, they prefer to wait with empty cup, keeping ears and noses perked for the next unsuspecting rube to brew more.
Especially insidious in workplace environments which provide drip-coffee machines, allowing employees to make their own pots.
Especially insidious in workplace environments which provide drip-coffee machines, allowing employees to make their own pots.
"FFS! I've made coffee three times today and every time I got back to the pot, the coffee vultures had gotten there before me!"
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Samantha: What were you up to yesterday evening? I called you, like, 50 times at 6 pm?
Aaron: Take a chill pill, Sam. I was just coffeeing and listening to music.
Aaron: Take a chill pill, Sam. I was just coffeeing and listening to music.
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Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.
Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.
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No It's NOT Cars and Coffee if you think of it as a car meet that is near a starbucks or dunkin donuts.
No It's NOT Cars and Coffee if you think of it as a car meet that is near a starbucks or dunkin donuts.
Car Guy: I heard of that new SEMA event that's closest from here, but it'll take a while. Wanna plan a Cars and Coffee?
Tuner: Hell yea!
Tuner: Hell yea!
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