Columbus, Ohio

A city in central Ohio with a population of about 730,000 and a Metro population of around 1.84 million. Columbus is currently the 15th largest city and one of the fastest growing cities in the United States. Home of the Ohio State Buckeyes who own everyone else. Columbus has a very vibrant skyline and downtown district as well as a plethora of new shopping malls and attractions. Columbus is the best city in the midwest, take that Chicago, Pittsburgh, Louisville, and Detroit. We all know whose packing the real heat, its the C-Bus.

Don't mess with C-Bus, it'll own you all over the place. <3 Columbus, Ohio

by fatalfury April 5, 2006

period clump

During a female's menstruation, large sized clumps of blood may be produced.

I was taking a piss and I could hear the period clumps hitting the water.

by shalvi March 29, 2003

columbus day

A holiday celebrated by Italians in all major US cities. In Denver, white liberals whine and fuss, claiming the celebration is racist and genocidal.

Very strangely, in San Francisco, the white liberals don't dare to interfere with the Italians.

Let's go march in the Columbus Day parade and offend a legion of white liberals!

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

Clump Nugget

Customer Service Representatives who have poor attitudes and no pride in their work are referred to as Clump Nuggets at my wonderful place of employment.

Hey Amy, why don't you put a smile on your face and quit being such a Clump Nugget!

by Non Clump Nugget August 1, 2012

Columbus Blue Jackets

A professional hockey team in the NHL. This team was founded in 2000 as an expansion team. Though up till now their success has lacked as a team (Rick Nash got the Rocket Richard trophy for most goals in a season though), the start of the 2007-2008 has been kind to them. Once a team struggling and trying to build a solid franchise is now seeking to make it into the playoffs. So far, they are the only active team not to make the playoffs.

Before: The Columbus Blue Jackets lost again. Go fucking figure.

Now: The Columbus Blue Jackets won again. Go fucking figure.

by The kid your mom warned you about in kindergarden December 4, 2007

Columbining

To attempt to waste many people in your school.

On April 20, 1999, in the suburban town of Littleton, Colorado, two high-school seniors, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, enacted an all-out assault on Columbine High School during the middle of the school day. Shooting guns and throwing bombs, the two boys killed twelve students and one teacher and injured many more. That is columbining.

by Cyniper July 26, 2006

Columbian Steam Pie

A sexual act between two people involving coffee beans being shoved up the females ass and then being anally penetrated until the coffee beans are ground. Once the coffee beans are sufficiently ground the female then proceeds to snort a line of the poopy coffee off of the erect penis.

1. Susie was hopped up for hours after she gave Joe a Columbian Steam Pie!

by Hungarian Lunch Lady October 25, 2010