Colombian JUJU

Having sex in the leap frog or prone position while both partners consume cocaine that was smuggled in a coconut. The last line of coke shall be poured on her back. Approaching climax, the man snorts the last line of cocaine and then cums in the coconut shell. Add rum into the coconut shell so both partners can enjoy a Colombian juju on the rocks.

Kevin: Trey, what was that drink you gave me last night? It was delicious.

Trey: Danielle and I made a Colombian JUJU and couldn't drink all of it.

by colombianjux2 February 9, 2022

Colombian Leafblower

When you are snorting cocaine off a persons ass and they fart, blowing the coke all over your face.

I was doing lines off a strippers ass and she gave me a Colombian Leafblower!

by Yer seudonym June 17, 2022

Colometigama

The day after tommorow.

Colometigama, I'm going to the mall with some friends.

by bree-the type of cheese July 30, 2022

Colombian Cleanse

Obtaining diarrhea via food poisoning from a vacation abroad, and having lost body weight in the process

"The Colombian Cleanse is amazing"

"We got back from the Caribbean, and managed to get the Colombian Cleanse along the way"

by spicyaf January 18, 2023

Colombian tie

When you got the throat, just under the jaw and pull the victim's tongue through the hole, making the tongue hang like a tie.

This punishment is typically used by drug related cartels in South America and Mexico

This guy stole my dope, I might have to punish him with a Colombian tie.

by Xevetixn September 1, 2022

Colombian landslide

A post-coffee shit…usually with a sense of urgency

Dude that cup of coffee I just had tasted like it was brewed with toilet water…I think I feel a Colombian landslide coming.

by Clever Satan February 13, 2023

Colombian Tip Snorter

When the tip of the penis is inserted in to the nostril of your significant other right before ejaculation, causing them to “snort” it.

“Hey girl he was doing me last night, and he pulled a Colombian Tip Snorter”.

by Hairycuck69 February 23, 2023