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Jolt Cola 

(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely.
Being under 20, I learned about Jolt Cola from Vh1. Thanks again, VH1's "I Love the 80's Strikes Back!" Coming Up Next, The Fly, My Little Pony, and the "Where's the Beef?" old bitch.
Jolt Cola by G-Union October 30, 2003
Related Words

Red Bull Cola 

were you piss into your sexual partners ass, then they push it back out their ass and when it comes back out the person who pissed continues to drink all of it.
Austin had some Red Bull Cola last night with that one chick.
Red Bull Cola by Pimp Master JK October 29, 2009
When someone or something seems like an off brand version of someone or something else.

Synonyms:
Budget
Knock-off
Great Value
Off-Brand
Man 1: Have you heard of Iann Dior?
Man 2: Yeah he's just RC Cola Juice WRLD

Coca-Cola Shawty 

Coca-Cola Shawty
cooking on a foreman,
pull up in my trap,
whip same color an armpit,
Walkin wit a guala, half a million on my own bitch.

By Juiceman
Coca-Cola Shawty by Mojo808 June 21, 2010

Doca-Cola 

A very non-helpful member of wc3c. He likes to hog the irc channel, but helps me get my unbanishment :D. Allaround hes not helpful at wc3c, hes always horny though !
Doca-Cola by Tiki December 16, 2003

Noca-Cola 

Not Coke.

An imitation soda. You might buy this at a gas station. Generally a Coke/Pepsi knock-off, but can be any non-brand name soda. Noca Cola is cheaper than real soda, but in this case you get what you pay for.

Likely to be served with Noreos.
Student Union Treasurer: We can't afford soda for everyone at the dance.
Student Union President: But we need soda!
Student Union VP: Let's just get Noca-Cola!

*AT THE DANCE*
Kid 1: This soda sucks!

Kid two: Duh, it’s Noca-Cola!