Canadian coffee

Black coffee sweetened with maple syrup.

Hey Jim, how do you take your coffee?

Jim: Do you have any maple syrup? I feel like a Canadian coffee today.

by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 25, 2009

coffee addict

Someone who drinks coffe on a daily to semi-daily basis. To the point where they only like their coffe black. They are always seen wit a coffee mug and coffee is incorporated into every one of their conversations.

Omg stop talking about coffee, you're such a coffee addict.

by Shaniqualemon July 18, 2016

range coffee

Range Coffee is like College Coffee, but without the cocaine.

I had some of your range coffee last night and everybody at work is staring at me right now.

by lastname first July 5, 2014

coffee destroyer

if there is a coffee maker, it means there is a coffee destoryer. but only in legends is it said to exist

I HAVE FOUND THE LEGEND OF THE COFFEE DESTROYER!

by rubythecatgirl October 3, 2018

coffee paradox

When even the simplest task is impossible to perform before drinking coffee.
From Socrates theory that sometimes making coffee is too complex to tackle before drinking coffee.

That giant mess on the counter occurred because of coffee paradox. I put the grounds in, I put the water in, and I turned it on. But I forgot to put the pot under that water drippy thingy so now I'm sucking the coffee out of this towel until I get enough coffee in me to do it correctly.

by barkinspider December 6, 2013

coffee torque

The power and speed generated by one or more coffee stirrers.

Unable to generate any coffee torque with just a single plastic stirrer, I added three more stirrers to the mix.

by sparkus March 3, 2011

bank coffee

Bad tasting, shitty complementary coffee such as that set out all day for customers at a bank. It often tastes burnt if sitting in a pot or tastes weak or acidic if served from a thermos dispenser. Occasionally somebody will help themselves to a cup, but nobody really enjoys it. Often served in small white styrofoam cups with a large canister of powdered creamer nearby.

“Is there a place to get coffee here?”
“Nah, all they serve here is shitty bank coffee.”

by Dav1d VB May 29, 2018