cackler

The act of laughing loudly and being a dumbass about it. It hurts your ears and makes you curl up into the fetal position asking for your mother.

Cacklers cackle make me squirm

by Courtney Cser June 22, 2007

Flat Cocker

another word used for lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke female that does not like penis

Sara and Catherine are flat cockers

by SpAnKy December 7, 2003

Half-Cocked

A Half Erected penis

Jeff Showed me his Half-Cocked Weener in the Suburban

by Aaron Nosey May 9, 2004

coakley

To go down on some chick with a snorkell, and not coming up for air for at least 20 minutes.

I was at a the C&B and saw Vince doing a coakley on the waitress

by Tugsy Malone September 4, 2006

Cocked Up

The varying states of being under the influence of any type of Alcohol. Drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.

See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.

Me:"Why you acting so silly, Silly?" You:" HA ha ha aha...I'm all cocked up."

"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"

"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."

TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."

"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"

by saralli February 6, 2010

COCKLER

A dude that eats another guys nut out of a chick

I came in her and she left. Later on I saw another guy leave with her, she demands oral so That dude got the cockler

by SMOE_Picka August 21, 2009

cockels

ball, nuts, testies ect... except cockels includes the cock, dick ect...

dude did you hear jerry had testicular cancer!!any ways he got his cockels cut off so now he uses a dildo with a hole and he has rubber balls.

by william wissian April 1, 2008