(n): The male genitalia of a comic entertainer, normally implementing exaggerated makeup and costume; typically denser than water.
The children became either manic-depressives or serial killers after Johnny's mom misread an advertisement and hired a clown-weiny for the birthday party.
Kids: What's that rainbow thing that at the bottom of the pool?
Adults: Gasp!
Kids: What's that rainbow thing that at the bottom of the pool?
Adults: Gasp!
by Mr__P October 29, 2009
In some MMO's the collection of equipment that provides the best stats do not aesthetically match (so called Best in Slot, so while your character may be performing the best that they can with the equipment, they resemble a clown in the mismatched colors and styles of the armor that they're wearing.
by Lord Butterknife April 05, 2011
A class clown is someone that has a huge amount of confidence (but some might just be conceited).They are the ones that make students laugh to get attention. It is class clowns that are well known and sometimes even part of the popular kids. They tend to have a bit of a vendetta against teachers or those of higher authority.
by Acidee August 18, 2011
To engage in shenanigans, allowing all inhibitions to be released into one glorious act of tomfoolery.
by Robb the Knob 937 February 01, 2010
Person a; Whatcha going to cook for dinner?
Person b; Nuddin, going to the Clowns Kitchen
Person A; Ah McDonalds Got enough for two?
Person b; Nuddin, going to the Clowns Kitchen
Person A; Ah McDonalds Got enough for two?
by Anecdotal November 22, 2012
1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
by Selevan May 03, 2013
The makeup stain one receives between their legs after a night of buying lap dancing. See Ass Makeup.
by Dr. Carlos Jones April 04, 2011