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Child chain

When a parent has two or more children on either side of them holding their hands, for the fear of losing them, creating a wall that can block people walking in a crowd.
Dave: "Hey Tom, i've been waiting in this hot dog stand forever! What took you so long?"
Tom: "sorry there was a sudden crowd that came to the bathroom after the 7th inning, and I was held up by tons of child chains."
Dave: "Kids and their small bladders."
Tom: "Ughh... I know."
by Robbles the wise one September 4, 2011
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child killers

Man they're psychos.
by sommers September 24, 2004
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child support

n. Money garnisheed from a father's salary check to help support his children.
Kiersten was so excited to see Tyrone with a child support check (the first in six months), she decided do him a favor and go to bed with him, only to find out later he had impregnated her again.
by Richard Black May 6, 2005
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child's park

A park located in Peteburg Florida for black folks to throw bricks at police cars. Attaining a swimming pool, basketball courts and a large feild. Ain't no place like it.
Did you hear about the Child's Park Pimps that got thrown in the river?
by D-Lord July 8, 2005
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Child Porn

its sick, little kids fucking is sick!
though, being 15, i wish i could see some 15 year old porn...
but the real young shit is fucking SICK!
by jim July 20, 2008
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Child Predator

A child predator is someone rather older than a minor is. A child predator can be aged from 18+.
Example A child predator approaches you, proceeding to touch you randomly. "Ah! A child predator! Run!" This is why, i never trust people I do not know. So, try take this definition and advice deeply.
by _Little_Trans_Girl_In_Yo_Hood_ November 24, 2018
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child pleez

Used by the great Chad Ochocinco, it is mostly used in the terms

-fuck off
-fuck you
Man, Child Pleez
by deathfingers September 26, 2009
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