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The bro catcher 

A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.

Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.
"Steves been gone for days dude."

"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"

*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*

"What the fuck?"

*The bro catcher pounces*

"Run! It's the bro catcher!"
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The 4k Catcher 

A guy called bo. im bo. im the 4k catcher. i catch people in 4k.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Bo?"

Person 2: "Thats the 4k catcher, right?"

person 1: "Yeah. Not his cousin though."

Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.
"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"
Marty's Man Catcher by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

Marty's Man Catcher Excess 

Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.
Max: "Marty's Man Catcher Excess"
Max: *complete silence while presentation plays*

Jizz Cup-Catcher Chin 

The little dent in the chin that catches excess sperm while being on the receiving side of the ejaculator: evolution's way of letting us know it’s an ally of the LGBTQ+, with a special focus on homosexual activities.
"When Joey gets an unsuspected spray of sperm from a trick, he can rest easy knowing that due to his JIZZ CUP-CATCHER CHIN, the mess will be less."
Jizz Cup-Catcher Chin by MAGAcult January 26, 2025

National Kiss Your Catcher Day 

Give you Catcher a big smooch
You: You know what day it is right.
Him: No what?
You: It's National Kiss Your Catcher Day.
*Proceeds to kiss to celebrate*