Cardboard Date

A life-size cardboard cut-out of someone you fancy but have never managed to date, which you bring along on double-dates and other social events.

She brought her swimmer cardboard date to the bar reccy last night... very handsome, shame they both turned soggy so quickly.

by jenny the regifter April 18, 2010

Cardiolix

1) to purposefully exercise the cardiovascular system of the human body

Bye honey! I'm going to go do some cardiolix at the gym.

by Velli1981 June 2, 2010

cardboard cling

When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.

Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.

by redPooka April 5, 2011

cardboard cowboy

Some who likes to act tough but is really a coward all talk no action

I thought he was a tough guy but he turned out to be nothing but a cardboard cowboy.

by Kongo Kong June 27, 2018

Cardboarding

When you run out of toilet paper so you have to use the cardboard roll.

The bathroom was out of toilet paper so I ended up cardboarding

by Construction Lou July 22, 2020

Cardioman

A name given to the footballer Antoine griezmann mocking him for not contributing in attack but instead, running around the pitch for full 90 minutes like a headless chicken.

Luis: "Hey, griezmann has returned back to Atletico from Barcelona. How do you feel about it?"

Leo: "Good riddance. Never liked cardioman."

by Hopelesscule September 2, 2021

little cardio thingy

Heart

My little cardio thingy is broken

by Vanpsycho September 6, 2010