A life-size cardboard cut-out of someone you fancy but have never managed to date, which you bring along on double-dates and other social events.
She brought her swimmer cardboard date to the bar reccy last night... very handsome, shame they both turned soggy so quickly.
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When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.
Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.
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Get the Cardboarding mug.A name given to the footballer Antoine griezmann mocking him for not contributing in attack but instead, running around the pitch for full 90 minutes like a headless chicken.
Luis: "Hey, griezmann has returned back to Atletico from Barcelona. How do you feel about it?"
Leo: "Good riddance. Never liked cardioman."
Leo: "Good riddance. Never liked cardioman."
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