bitch card

something is said by a person , stating something they will do.... if bitch carded by another person , ( yelled out by another person) the person that was bitch carded for the statment must complete the task said in 24 hours or less. or if not , the person is kicked in the nuts by that person that called the b card.

person a = "im gonna rob a bank"
person b = " BITCH CARD "

by nick , lil nick and tyler August 4, 2008

Jew Card

A figurative card used by Jews to guilt people/get out of a situation.

David: Ms. Stewart, I can't take the test tomorrow because --

Ms. Stewart: (Sighs) Lemme guess. You have ANOTHER Jewish holiday this week?

David: Actually, no. I'm just going on a vacation to Florida. I'm not using my Jew Card this time...

by hipsterjew November 1, 2010

man card violation

1. Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior or characteristics as opposed to sterotypical masculine ones.

2. Any action that would cause a man to be viewed as a wuss, sissy, punk etc.

Exhibit 1. Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife.

Examples of man card violations: Men who get dragged to the movies to watch a "chick flick".

Men who rat out there friends ala Kobe to the cops, or their girl friends.

Men who watch figure skating, or other women's TV programming.

Metrosexuals.

by J.M.Quinn July 16, 2008

African Credit Card

AK-47 Kalashnikov rifle.

Called the African Credit Card because Africans don't leave home without it. Use it to receive goods and services.

by Mooperd October 31, 2007

mexican credit card

A knife one would carry every day.

Person 1: Dude, I dont have any cash for the boritos.

Person 2: No biggie, the clerk looks like a pussy. Here is my mexican credit card.

by MBisaBP1 January 3, 2006

Get Out Of Hell Free Card

In the world of born-again Christianity, a get-out-of-hell-free-card is a lame excuse an evangelical will use to justify or sugarcoat their shortcomings in order to keep up the illusion that they are still morally, intellectually and consciously superior to all the non-believing secularists. Oftentimes these lame excuses come in the form of Bible verses or paraphrased Bible quotes, but sometimes they will just comletely make shit up. One of the most popular get-out-of-hell-free-cards is the saying: "We err because we're human, but we constantly strive to be perfect like Jesus in every way." A more crazy rationalization for bad behavior is the accusation, "How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?"

Linda: Teens should wait until they're married before having sex.

Greg: At what age did you lose your virginity?

Linda: If you must know, I was 12. But that doesn't make it okay. We err because we're human, but being a Christian means that we constantly strive to be like Jesus in every way. Just because I sinned doesn't mean you have to also.

Greg: Wow, it sounds like she just used her get out of hell free card.

- - -

Bob: Woah, Georgie. You totally missed that grazing buck with your AK-47 and just killed that entire wedding party!

Georgie: How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?

Bob: Uh, yeah. I think your get out of hell free card is expired.

by Tim Gay July 31, 2009

credit card hippie

a person who abides by a hippie lifestyle in the choice of dress (tie-dyes, peasant style dresses, birkenstocks) and music (Grateful Dead and Phish + other jam bands) but is well-off and buys expensive "hippie" products. (E.G. will buy a 30 dollar bead neckalace and a dress from Anthropologie)

Sue spent a total of 200 bucks on that hippie outfit.

by kayla December 7, 2003