Condition where retarded, absurd, and/or extremely offensive comments/posts/statuses make you sick. Often associated with Youtube and Facebook.
Random Jackass #1: Whoa man did you hear what happened to Fuckface Mcgee?
Random Jackass #2: No man, what?
Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer!
Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(
Random Jackass #2: No man, what?
Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer!
Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(
by Jewnigger VonStein August 28, 2014
The cancer that spouts from pure 100% lard cells. Caused by the excessive consumption of fat and grease. Contractible mostly at carnivals, theme parks, and state fairs due to a large lack of funnel cake anywhere else in the world. Known to only occur in Williamsburg, V.A.
by TheSpudMan June 3, 2018
The act of eating way to much pizza and reaching a point of regret in which throwing up feels imminent. Pizza cancer is often achieved at a pizza buffet with extra greasy pizza.
Guy 1: What's wrong with Bill he looks like he's about to die?
Guy 2: He's fine he just got pizza cancer at lunch.
Guy 2: He's fine he just got pizza cancer at lunch.
by cap'n hook December 31, 2013
DUUUUUUUUUUUDE I found the cure for cancer!!!!
Rlly? What is it?
More Cancer :D
(search up cancer cell dies because it developed cancer and died)
Rlly? What is it?
More Cancer :D
(search up cancer cell dies because it developed cancer and died)
by ur mom gei like ali a February 19, 2019
the feeling you get when someone talking to you has bored you to tears and then continues to talk and talk until you would rather lose your hearing due to an illness then listen to another word.
"In mathematics, the Pythagorean theorem or Pythagoras' theorem is a relation in Euclidean geometry among the three sides of a right triangle. The theorem is named after the Greek mathematician Pythagoras, who by tradition is credited with its discovery, although knowledge of the theorem almost certainly predates him.
The Pythagorean theorem: The sum of the areas of the two squares on the legs (a and b) equals the area of the square on the hypotenuse (c).
The theorem is as follows:
In any right triangle, the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse (the side of a right triangle opposite the right angle) is equal to the sum of areas of the squares whose sides are the two legs (i.e. the two sides other than the hypotenuse).
If we let c be the length of the hypotenuse and a and b be the lengths of the other two sides, the theorem can be expressed as the equation
a^2 + b^2 = c^2. \,
This equation provides a simple relation among the three sides of a right triangle so that if the lengths of any two sides are known, the length of the third side can be found. A generalization of this theorem is the law of cosines, which allows the computation of the length of the third side of any triangle, given the lengths of two sides and the size of the angle between them.
This theorem may have more known proofs than any other. The Pythagorean Proposition, a book published in 1940, contains 370 proofs of Pythagoras' theorem, including one by American President James Garfield.
The converse of the theorem is also true:-
For any three positive numbers a, b, and c such that a² + b² = c², there exists a triangle with sides a, b and c, and every such triangle has a right angle between the sides of lengths a and b.
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OMG shutup I am getting ear cancer!
The Pythagorean theorem: The sum of the areas of the two squares on the legs (a and b) equals the area of the square on the hypotenuse (c).
The theorem is as follows:
In any right triangle, the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse (the side of a right triangle opposite the right angle) is equal to the sum of areas of the squares whose sides are the two legs (i.e. the two sides other than the hypotenuse).
If we let c be the length of the hypotenuse and a and b be the lengths of the other two sides, the theorem can be expressed as the equation
a^2 + b^2 = c^2. \,
This equation provides a simple relation among the three sides of a right triangle so that if the lengths of any two sides are known, the length of the third side can be found. A generalization of this theorem is the law of cosines, which allows the computation of the length of the third side of any triangle, given the lengths of two sides and the size of the angle between them.
This theorem may have more known proofs than any other. The Pythagorean Proposition, a book published in 1940, contains 370 proofs of Pythagoras' theorem, including one by American President James Garfield.
The converse of the theorem is also true:-
For any three positive numbers a, b, and c such that a² + b² = c², there exists a triangle with sides a, b and c, and every such triangle has a right angle between the sides of lengths a and b.
"
OMG shutup I am getting ear cancer!
by Farrington and Ullman Family November 8, 2006
by Hottub169 April 29, 2019
A new diet where you get stage 4 cancer, and lose all the weight in 2-3 months, depending on the prognosis.
by arnie123 January 30, 2019