by DdgvIlovecalvinfftg June 10, 2019
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Guy 2: Yeah bro i dont know how he doesnt pull any bitches
Girl 1: Do you see who hes playing with
Girl 2: Ewww its Calvin Smith
Guy 2: Yeah bro i dont know how he doesnt pull any bitches
Girl 1: Do you see who hes playing with
Girl 2: Ewww its Calvin Smith
by Freddy Fastbear September 24, 2024
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Get the Calvin Siegmund mug.When a woman invites herself over to your place and doesn't have sex with you
Girl: I'm coming to your place at 2 am
Calvin: Ok, sex?
Girl: No, we are just going to cuddle and I will sleep over and snore
Girl: I'm coming to your place at 2 am
Calvin: Ok, sex?
Girl: No, we are just going to cuddle and I will sleep over and snore
I heard my buddy just got calvined by that smelly girl from england
Well thats what he gets for getting wilth a british "person"
Well thats what he gets for getting wilth a british "person"
by brithater81 April 2, 2022
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calvin is not great in fucking hot boiling asses and like to zoom girl as pusyyyyy
calvin is not great in fucking hot boiling asses and like to zoom girl as pusyyyyy
by ksdklejik May 24, 2022
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