callump

Alcoholic type behaviour e.g. being protective over your alcohol, mixing all your alcohol together and drinking it from a jug.

'don't be a callump, it's not healthy!'
'but i like sleeping with whiskey'

dont be a callump kids or else you'll end up like charlie sheen

by hallonobby June 5, 2011

Callumia

1.

The Combination of the two greatest people in the world.

Their holy body shall be worshipped above all others for their great ideas and extraordinary gifts.

2. Retina displacement syndrome
It shows its symptoms at the age of 67
In the next week your eyes slowly move themselves to the back of your head.

1. Wow! You couldn't of thought that up all by yourself, it must of been a Callumia moment!

2. Well you're fucked, you have Callumia. Im so sorry.

by Callumia September 2, 2012

Callous toe

When your entire toe becomes calloused. Untreatable and symtpoms may be elevated using foot polish.

"Callous toe gives you the urge to be frisky with furniture."

by White Boy18 September 1, 2013

Callum Wood

Writer of the Cha Cha Slide

Callum Wood wrote the Cha Cha Slide

by notcallumwood September 18, 2014

callum mccrossan

Just a prick

Person1: Do you know Callum McCrossan

Person 2: Yeah he's a prick

Aquaman: True True

by An unknown being September 13, 2016

cailus

A Retard likes to post rap videos on his Facebook

Bro are you trying to be a cailus

by What's brackin December 10, 2016

callum farrell

This name means you're a sexy looking blonde lad with a a lot of length. Girls thrive over your junk and are unable to resist the urge to suck it.

Callum Farrell's dick is fucking massive mate

by calfaz March 30, 2017