The late night desire to purchase random combinations of food such as cheese and cake. This my be confused with the munchies but it applies specifically to a combination of foods that include cake. People with this affliction gather in small groups to purchase said items. One HAS to be gay.
Random passerby: What? yo, this dude is buying cheese and cake mix.
Friend of Passerby: What for?
Another Friend of Passerby: Yo, you put cheese in your cake?
Man caking: no, the cheese is for burgers
Passerby: And the cake?
Jonathan Isaacs(look up the name):For Dessert.
Friend of Passerby: What for?
Another Friend of Passerby: Yo, you put cheese in your cake?
Man caking: no, the cheese is for burgers
Passerby: And the cake?
Jonathan Isaacs(look up the name):For Dessert.
by Eder's March 3, 2008

Using only dry toilet paper, not finishing the job with a moist flushable wipe after pooping resulting in microbes of shit being unknowingly left caked around one's asshole.
'Bro, that chick has a hot ass. You think she is caking though?"
"Hey girl, that guy as the gym was really cute".... "Yuck, he was pretty sweaty and probably caking "
"Hey girl, that guy as the gym was really cute".... "Yuck, he was pretty sweaty and probably caking "
by WheelKaos February 8, 2017

*You be feelin' me or you be hatin' me either way you be makin' cake for me*
Trey Songz Love LockDown
Trey Songz Love LockDown
by Choong1245 March 7, 2009

When you stab someone with a blunt object then proceed to flog them with a fish (preferably halibut)
mister guy: WOAH MAN I TOTALLY CAKED YOU IN THAT GAME! Samson: Who the hell are you and where's my lunch.
by Jeffery Lamsburg September 15, 2005

"Hey, dude. Look at that hottie."
"Oh come on, man, she's a total cake. She probably looks like shit underneath all that."
"Oh come on, man, she's a total cake. She probably looks like shit underneath all that."
by Terror1T October 2, 2017

by ghettobooty138 June 19, 2007
