When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.
Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.
by Girraffaelll69 June 13, 2015
1. An American country singer best known for her 1977 hit song, "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".
2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.
2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.
by Prestonblue September 05, 2013
When someone takes a straw, fills it with pop rocks, inserts it in ones anus and then proceeds to blow in the other end.
by BraziarK September 29, 2019
When smoking crystal meth and your partner/significant other or your side butch/dude is giving you head.... duhhh
That bitch was giving me crystal head
by Rozak April 09, 2018
One who dedicates their Soul to Crystals. They enjoy, and appreciate the shine, glow, and structure of any Crystal.
by Crystal Soul May 08, 2017
Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.
by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017
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