Crap Eyewear

Epic 80's influenced sunglass company founded in La Jolla, CA. Rocking radical designs and radical colors throughout southern California. Wild frames and even wilder colors make these shades the coolest around.

"Yo where did you get those glasses?
Oh Peter and Nick crapped on my face"

"Dude those are sweet Craps
Ya Crap Eyewear is fuckin rad"

"Stay shaded when yer faded!"

Crap Eyewear by CrapOnUrFace November 26, 2007

crap rock 

Crap rock is extremely soft rock from the early eighties, with bands such as Air Supply. The peak of crap rock was around 1982. A common misconception is to confuse crap rock with punk rock, which is minimalist music such as the white stripes or the sex pistols. Punk rock was a rebellion to prog rock, music with extravagant solos and keyboards.

Air Supply" would be the epitome of crap rock. Other examples would include Peter Cetera, the Commodores and Lionel Richie, Hall & Oates, Kenny Loggins as well as Joe Cocker and Jenniffer Warnes' famous song "Up Where We Belong."

crap rock by Herbertheperver January 15, 2011

crap shack 

A place of crapping, also known as a porta-poty

Jack:"Aww man, I gotta drop a steamer in the crap shack"

crap shack by chris dubyah July 21, 2008

crap nuggets 

n. Crappy chicken nuggets that leigh makes for her little sister. Similar to the school chicken nuggets.

Wow, those crap nuggets taste like...crap!

crap nuggets by concerned citizen February 10, 2003

crap in my lap

to crap in ones lap like slow dripping sap. excited exclamation

whoa crap in my lap thats awesome

crap in my lap by jizzle mc fizzle September 13, 2003

crap dusted 

Thanks to Rob and Big. Like Crop Dusted...but not.

When someone walks in front of an unexpecting victim and farts...the person then begins to notice the crime.

Could also be called a drive-by pant bomb

John: Dude...what..no..honestly? You crap dusted me man??

crap dusted by sisterrevolution February 16, 2009

crap tap

when you blame a particularly volatile defecation on someone else to hide the shame.

"man did you smell that stench from cubicle 23?
yeah, it was dickie, he crap tapped it out man!"

crap tap by the_berg November 7, 2013