congunjavitis

Congunjavitis.. Pronounced Con-gun-ja-vi-tis
The red swollen eyes of a person who had smoked to much gunja. This person is denying the true reason their eyes r red...
claiming its a medical condition similar to conjunctivitis..

Johnny walks in the door later after school rubing his red eyes.
Mother : Johnny where have u been, have u been smoking?
Johnny : Nah mum, i jus got congunjavitis

by Hektik Bektik February 2, 2009

Congreganimals

Groups of individuals who seem to always find a way to congretate in a crowd like a group of unattended animals in front of an area that is supposed to be used an access way for others to pass through, e.g. doorways, stairwells, elevators, etc.

I really can't stand those stupid congreganimals standing there smoking their butts directly in front doorway of the building talking about their ugly spouses, can't they find a better place to discuss their misery!

by buttafingers January 20, 2010

Conglamerous

the excited response when a friend confirms they will go on an epic drunken adventure

Boy: "Come to Wild Wings, it's magical"

Girl: "Ok I'm on my way"

Boy: "Conglamerous!"

by Kennedy2101 December 4, 2010

miss congeniality

An action/comedy starring Sandrs Bullock and Benjamin Bratt.

"Miss Congeniality is one of my favorite movies."

by Lindsay July 17, 2004

congradulations

A common misspelling of the word "congratulations", mainly used by people with a third-grade education.

Ex: Congradulations i am kOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by getshaton April 4, 2012

congressing

Wasting time and energy. Being generally unproductive even though you have a lot of very important stuff to do.

Say your light bill is due by 5:00 PM or they're going to turn off your power. A friend comes by at 4:30 PM and sees you napping.. He'd say, "Dude, you better quit congressing and pay your power bill."

Or... you're just hanging out on Sunday morning and a friend calls and asks what you're doing. You'd reply, "Nothing man, I'm just congressing."

by TBRADNC July 14, 2013

congratulhate

(v.) To congratulhate: To express fake joy for the achievement or good fortune of (another).

John congratulhated Jack for making partner (before him) at the firm.

by benjil March 6, 2008