Conditiiiiiiinoner

The substance used to condition your boyfriend's hair and the perfect excuse to take an extra long shower after an extra classy date.

After our trip to Costco for plus size bottle of Conditiiiiiiinoner, Mr. Smith had extra silky hair.

by Webes0.o July 8, 2011

letter of contrition

A broad range of letters that may be reported by one person, which is meant to be an important piece of material, as analyzed and determined by Double D (DD)

My cousin stole my letter of contrition but left my expensive sneakers and X-Box

by DoubleD800 August 1, 2018

coniption

to have a semi spaz attack while laughing to hard at a joke;can cause heart attack for the fairly old

the girl was having a coniption while laughing at a inside joke she was sharing.

by MSHS chemist January 30, 2010

conditionalize

putting condition on a situation or feeling

why you gotta conditionalize my love like that

by big papa_D March 11, 2010

conditional like

When "liking" an object on facebook, one "likes" the object and may or may not revoke his/her "like" due to the other people who "like" it afterwards.

I liked her status not knowing what other losers would like it after me. I could always revoke it: it was a conditional like after all.

by urbanauthority007 January 23, 2011

conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.

Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!

by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015

Conditioner Effect

When your friend makes up shit and acts like it’s a thing everyone knows about, but no, it’s not.

Dude, it’s the Shampoo effect. You’ve never heard of the shampoo effect.

No man, that’s not a thing. That’s the conditioner effect. You just made that up!

by Caiman1 March 31, 2019