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cockblocker

roommate who's afraid of penis and can't stop talking... she also wants every guy to want her, but won't do anything when she has them in her bed. tries to prevent roommates from getting any, at all times. BIGGEST COCKBLOCKER EVERRRR
Elizabeth never has sex... her goal in life is making sure her roommates have even less sex than she does. she is a cockblockin bitch... and she knows it
by i want some ass March 29, 2004
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cockblocker

a person who can't get any at that particular time so they make sure that any attempts that are made on or by you to get some sexual satisfaction are thwarted so that they are not lonely
i wanted to get some at home but my friend keeps calling even though they know we are getting "busy"
by Cathy October 18, 2003
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ghost cockblock

1. Any unexplained or paranormal activity that prevents a male from "getting some action."

2. Any such attempt by a ghost to engage in cockblocking of a male through weird noises, change of ambient room temperature, or "getting involved" with said action. Most likely done by ghosts who delighted in cockblocking while they were alive.
Dang, did you hear Johnny got ghost cockblocked when Gina felt a cold hand on her ass that wasn't his?
by the surfer June 29, 2011
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Cockbadger

1) A Female Badger that loves a bit of cock.

2) A furry animal that lives in your cock.

3) A total asshole who you'd like to call a harsh name but cannot think of anything else but a random name like Cockbadger.

4) A woman who sucks quite alot of cock.
1) Oh my god that Badger loves that Badgers cock!

2) Oh my god, is that a Cockbadger in your cock! I want one!

3) Tom Moorhouse, Fuck you Tom you errrmmm... errrr.. Cockbadger!

4) Oh my god, your wife is such a Cockbadger!
by Phin & Werdna August 23, 2006
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Cockblanket.

Synonym for Asshat
Also, a great comeback to asshat.
Frenemy: You are an asshat
Me: You are a cockblanket.
by Makeawishingwell August 17, 2010
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cockblaster

One who loves to blast cock into their rectum.
Ryan is such a cockblaster.
by Brian October 16, 2003
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Cockbag

A flimsy female who is considerably easy to put your dick in.
A Cockbag is a girl who will let any guy in her.

"Oh dude! that girl is such a Cockbag! any guy can stick it in her....u don't even have to buy her a drink!"


"Cockbags....for guys who don't get any"
by Pete Dowse October 15, 2007
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