Cack his dacks

Pooped his pants. Someone is so shocked, surprised, astonished that they lose control of their bowels. dacks is Australian for pants.

Johnno would cack his dacks if the bulldogs won the grand finals!

by CharliePcat October 9, 2017

Cack

It's like when New Yorkers say "Yerrr," but it's not exactly that. It is just cack.

Teacher: Everyone settle down immediately.
Everyone: Cack.

by Ur manually breathing (LT) March 2, 2020

cack

Cack means shit in Lancashire. It comes from the Flemish kakken=to shit. Centuries ago, Flemish weavers were imported to Lancashire.

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan.
There's a hole in my back where I do my cack
I'm Popeye the sailor man.

by Pete Fowler December 28, 2005

botty clackers

a big fat lass with massive droopy tits that bruise her knees when she walks

Alreet, do yee like thy fat lass wid a reet set o' botty clackers

by Ben Dearden May 24, 2007

cacky bird hand

a name for a teacher who has oddly deformed hands....possibly for comical use or perhaps a birth defect...

oooo here comes small hand....i cant wait to see her use the projector, her cacky bird hand looks much more amusing on the big screen

by scottyyyy March 12, 2008

Cack your shit

To stash something in your pants to avoid detection, usually something you shouldnt have

Look out Cez, old bill are over there. cack your shit quick-time bro

cack stash

by APAPAP July 5, 2012

Cackered

Being really energised, the opposite of knackered.

Johnathan was so full of energy, he was properly cackered.

by Tomadango August 29, 2019