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Christmas Drift

A holiday tradition with early aboriginal roots that is a final farewell/goodbye to the holiday season. Christmas Drift is always celebrated on January 2 and traditionally involves:

-wearing socks you've received as a Christmas gift
-lighting fireworks
-burning of the Christmas tree(s)
-preparing homemade pizza
-doing 'donuts' in an icy parking lot
-eating boxed supermarket cake
-viewing a Will Smith film
-lighting a sparkler before bed as a final farewell to Christmas Drift and the holiday season

Christmas Drift is a joyful occasion but at the same time can also be quite sad as you reflect on previous holiday season, and prepare for the long wait until next Christmas.
I'm sad that Christmas is over, but soon we get to burn the tree on Christmas Drift! Yaaay!
by Kevin Smiley January 2, 2018
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Christmas water

a water bottle filled with clear peppermint vodka that you can drink in class without the teachers knowing
by christmas water ;} February 21, 2018
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Christmas Hangover

The slight depression some people experience for up to a week after Christmas is over-it is caused by all the excitement of christmas suddenly being over.

The most common age group of people that suffer from Christmas Hangover is around ages 8-13, however, there have been other reported cases.
Once he realized that there was no more presents to open, and that he had to go back to school, Paul was suffering from severe Christmas Hangover.
by CalebD December 24, 2009
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Christmas present

A very lame, 3 definition, Urban Dictionary present for cuteuwu Mingjie <3
by plant julie December 22, 2020
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Christmas Hoe

To be a woman of extreme promiscuity. Basically a hoe multiplied by 3. Christmas term comes in from Santa Claus' famous "Ho Ho Ho" trademark.
Ricky: Ayo, there goes that one hoe from the club son.

Bobby: Mayne!, that girl ain't no hoe son... She's a christmas hoe! There's a difference.
by DeezyD May 1, 2009
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Christmas Caroling Hoe

A step above a christmas hoe, a christmas caroling hoe is a woman who has been around the block and consistantly continues to go around the block one house at a time.
Jeremy: Yo son, I'm already hella drunk and need to hurry up and find someone to take to the crib.

Tony: I heard that, I'm to the point where I just might holla at a christmas caroling hoe.

Jeremy: Ummm... Nah, I rather masterbate. That's all you though.
by DeezyD May 1, 2009
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Christmas Shit

When a group of people stay up until midnight on Christmas eve, then all take a dump together in an outdoor setting
Sis: We're going to be up late tonight. We have to take our Christmas Shit in the back yard.
Bro: oh right, I almost forgot about that.
by TheSleazyBroseph January 6, 2011
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