buttseck

One unit of anal sex.

what is the conversion of meters to buttsecks?

by Natolya Koksanov May 23, 2006

Butt-Snorkel

V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.

Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."

Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"

by John Went January 15, 2014

Butt Snorkeling

Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!

Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.

by Therickman December 17, 2003

Butt Nuke

One of those turds that is so big and heavy that it splashes all over the place and leaves your arse all wet.

Man that butt nuke smells!

by Danpal7 October 6, 2005

butt pirate

person who pilages another mans anus

those two guys are butt pirates

by nick swenson May 15, 2003

surprise buttsex

Anal sex, only unexpected. If you were suddenly penetrated anally, you'd be surprised too.

*Sneaks up behind a person* Surprise buttsex!

by Forced anonymous April 21, 2006

butt soul

The depths of one's anus. It's beyond a butthole. When you pull your spouse's butt cheeks apart and stare into it.

I spread her butt cheeks apart and yelled "Mortal Kombat" into her butt soul.

by The Foulness June 6, 2012