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bunk sauce

used to describe a shitty situation.
Alex: Someone keyed my car!

Jim: Bunk Sauce.
by petzzxyz November 2, 2008
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Bunk-bed BJ

A Bunk-bed BJ is a bunk-bed blowjob that a guy gives his bunk-mate if he lies on the top bunk and lets his sausage hang between the slats in the bed so the guy below can suck a bunk-gasm out of him and swallow it.
I've given a lot of Bunk-bed BJs -- want one?
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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Shaky bunk bed

When two guys end up trying to hook up in the same room with different girls and they're both successful.
two guys hooking up with different chicks in one room often times resulting in a shaky bunk bed
by ballinho's69 December 6, 2011
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Philadelphia Bunk Bed

A Philadelphia Bunk Bed is when two people sit on the toilet at the same time with one pooping normally and the other pooping in the top part of the toilet (water tank).
Charlie: That Chipotle was amazing. Too bad there is only one toilet.

Frank: It's ok, we can pull a Philadelphia Bunk Bed.
by Detective Jinx November 14, 2017
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bunk ass surgery

This is the result of going out of country (i.e. mexico, venezuela) to get surgery, most likely breast implants or a tummy tuck.
I was cheap and now I'm stuck with this bunk ass surgery.
by c-town April 3, 2004
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I'll be in my bunk.

When something is sexual in nature, you say this. Similar to "That's what she said" or "bow chica bow wow."
Jayne Cobb says this after he saw Firefly's Companion and her female client.
Guy 1: Man that girl is hot.
Guy 2: I'll be in my bunk.
by The Garrison Wood February 10, 2012
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Top bunk Doggy

The act of having doggy style sex on the top bunk of a hostel dorm bed.
Bro I did top bunk doggy with tessa last night!
by BumBaClarted September 21, 2022
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