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Wreck the bumper 

To have sex in a doggy style position or to have sex in general
My wife was so horny last night she kept pestering me to "wreck the bumper"
Wreck the bumper by Nasty anonymous November 11, 2016

chumple bumper 

during the act of oral sex you slap the women in the eyes with you sweaty ballsack
dude i just gave my gf an amazin chumple bumper

bunny bumper 

old man the fuck grls under 3 yr old.
i hope to become a bunny bumper
bunny bumper by Anonymous May 30, 2003

Split bumper

Common use for referral to 70-73 Rally Sport camaros with two small bumpers on each side of the grill.
Is that camaro a split bumper? Yes its a RS camaro
Split bumper by John Copello June 20, 2007

gum bumper

sombody that just run they mouth & will neva pop off;someone who has a strong talk game but aint bout dat life
scary talk alot of ish
gurl i will punch u in the face
(not really bout 2 do anything)<gum bumper
gum bumper by s~gutta April 4, 2009

Muscle Bumper 

Two strongmen competitors injecting steroids into each others asses while sticking their dicks in between each others biceps to oil up for a show. This is all done inside of a 1964 Chevelle while Lil' Jon's "Get Low" and Devo's "Whip It" play simultaneously. This usually results in both being filled with a sensation that they are nodding on Oxycontin with Vick's Vapor rub in their noses with half a broom stick shoved in each others ass.
Hey Jerry, our show's tonight, you up for a quick muscle bumper?

That was one hell of a rave last night, I feel like I've just had a muscle bumper!
Muscle Bumper by cum sticker fanatic December 15, 2010