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Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.)

1. An elite group of co-conspirators, greater than the Illuminatti, who happen to be your best friends. This group appears to be helping you on on their side, but are continually seeking your demise. Their name is derived from the most famous traitors in history, Judas Iscariot and Marcus Brutus. This team has all the charm of King Cobra, and all the smarts, training, and resources of the Navy SEALS and the CIA wrapped up in a suit of body armor. Any unfortunate event or personal downfall can be directly attributed to their actions, but you will never be able to prove it. Their tactics include personal life hijacking, anonymous Blackberry hacking, beat downs, and all forms of depravity and debauchery. They daily meet in their secret J.B.C. underground lair before you wake up to discuss how they will mess with you.
The Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.) strikes again!
by keith0824 July 18, 2010
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let's do this like Brutus

"Let us proceed with all due haste."

Origin: The "Monster Truck" Strong Bad email wherein Strong Mad will smash Marzipan's guitar over Homestar's head. Homestar says "Let's do this like Brutus!"
I'm ready to go kife some firewood from West End.

Alright, let's do this like Brutus.
by elemental July 7, 2005
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British accent

One of the many ways to get an American girl to sleep with you.
-Hey I have a British accent, wanna go for a shag
-Oh my gosh, shag hahaha, you're so British. Yes yes, I want a shag haha
by JoeTheFool August 15, 2011
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British Exit

You're doing it from behind, you scream, "Bloody Hell", pour tea on her, and run away.
She doesn't like when I give her British Exit. She has Tea burns afterwards
by rollmybluntbitch July 6, 2016
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british beaver block

verb; similar to a cock block, only for the female persuasion, and must be performed by an englsih housekeeper.
dude the maid just gave alyssa a mean british beaver block
by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005
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British Empire

Mao Zedongs favorite country and he created it
What is a British Empire?
A worst empire in history and is worse than a black death
by Zkzksmdjidwj September 29, 2020
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skinny british kid

Usually named Ben, tall, pertruding adam's apple, yet mad sexy in their own british way
often dates girls named jen
by sum gai March 2, 2005
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