Brett Baker

A man with an unusually large ass

Jared: Have you seen Brett Baker lately?
Kevin: Yeah that man's ass is fatter than anything known to man.
Jared: I know right

by Lil Reatard April 3, 2019

Brett Favre

An old dried up quaterback who won't retire even though he sucks, and a crybaby.

Did you see Brett Favre is going to come out of retirement for the second year in a row.

by brady171 May 7, 2009

Brett Hall

A magical place where one can find all sorts of interesting people and mind altering substances, from simple alcohol to DMT. It is always hot inside. It is ruled with benevolence by King Kjarlsenn. However, watch for his liege man, The Earl of the Fjorth Flore. To the east of Brett one can find Demarest, a land said to contain the mythical creature known as the hipster.

Man 1: What the hell is Brett Hall?
Man 2: I have no fucking clue.

by Modhet Thastei November 21, 2010

Brett Favre

The sexual act of taking your right testicle and placing it in your partners butt with such force that it breaks their fingers.

Did you hear greg pulled a Brett Favre on jessica.

Ya, she's still questionable for sunday.

by footballsexnamer August 27, 2010

Brett White

made famous by his elaborate trolls, this australian comedian brings happiness and endless laughs to countless people. when people think brett white, they think mad cunt.

i wish i was brett white.

by I Love Brett January 19, 2013

Brett turn

While driving, turning a corner very abruptly and without slowing down. Usually due to a lack of warning for the turn.

We were heading to True Love Cafe, and I told the driver that we just missed the turn, but instead, he did a Brett turn.

by Brett Vollmer September 8, 2008

brett favre

the act of flirting but not cheating on your spouse by sending naked pics of your self and letting the mistress know that you've got bad intentions tonight via text message.

Marcus, "I just sent that hoe a pic of what she's gonna get later on tonight"

Riley " Bro, why are cheating on ur wife like that?"

Marcus " that aint no cheating,i'm just gettin my brett favre on. i aint sleeping with that dirty ass money grabbing hoe. If i wanted to cheat, i woulda gone Tiger Woods on her."

by bfavre4 January 14, 2011