An aged party boy that skips leg day, thinks hes alot more attractive than he is, likes hookers and double double drinks at dive bars, which will usually end in tears and him shitting his pants.
by Thatpettybitchkisskiss December 14, 2020
Get the grayson baker mug.by cookiemonster1999 May 6, 2015
Get the i'm so baked mug.Related Words
brake check
• Brakes
• brake pads
• brakestand
• Brake Fluid
• brake job
• brake up
• Brakence
• brake and bake
• Brake at flake
by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan February 23, 2023
Get the Mouse in baked beans mug.sound, a PSSHHH, type of sound that is similar to a trucks air brakes. The meaning can be two fold, 1st this sound is performed when you are in strong disagrement with a person or with something they might have said. and the 2nd would be performed to say "fuck you" to someone without them really knowing. If they knew you were telling them "fuck you" they would donkey punch you in the head
girlfriend: tom ! all you want to do is drink beer with your friends,or fuck and watch porn. i can't stand it anymore ! !
Tom:PSSHHH ! i'm so sorry, i didn't know it bothered you so much. i'll stop , i want to make you happy
Doe: Fall out boy is the best band in the world ! !
Cloe: PSSHHH, umm, i know they rock !
Dad: Mike ! go in that room and clean it up ! it looks like a pig stye in there ! !
Mike: PSSHHH , no problem dad right away
Dad: HEY ! ! don't kick me air brakes ! do that shit again and i'll donkey punch you in the head ! !
Mike: Ummmmm, yes sir
Tom:PSSHHH ! i'm so sorry, i didn't know it bothered you so much. i'll stop , i want to make you happy
Doe: Fall out boy is the best band in the world ! !
Cloe: PSSHHH, umm, i know they rock !
Dad: Mike ! go in that room and clean it up ! it looks like a pig stye in there ! !
Mike: PSSHHH , no problem dad right away
Dad: HEY ! ! don't kick me air brakes ! do that shit again and i'll donkey punch you in the head ! !
Mike: Ummmmm, yes sir
by Jack de wack June 12, 2008
Get the air brakes mug.Someone who has been 'holding in' a shit for a period of time, thus allowing the faeces to 'cook' or 'bake' inside their anus.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
Dave:"You taking a dump later?"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"
by incatatus June 2, 2011
Get the shit baker mug.A: You don't look very baked?
B: I'm Stealth Baked
A: What's that?
B: I'm ripped out of mind, but I am not showing signs of it.
B: I'm Stealth Baked
A: What's that?
B: I'm ripped out of mind, but I am not showing signs of it.
by NeoLobster August 22, 2010
Get the Stealth Baked mug.The tastiest way to have a heart attack.
A chicken bake, found in the vast majority of Costco food courts, is basically a sort of baguette stuffed with chicken, bacon bits, and a kind of mayonnaise-y sauce. It is topped with cheese and baked.
With more than 50 grams of fat (80% DV), 1961 mg sodium (82% DV), and 1007 calories, Costco's chicken bake is a delicious death sentence.
With more than 50 grams of fat (80% DV), 1961 mg sodium (82% DV), and 1007 calories, Costco's chicken bake is a delicious death sentence.
by ILoveCostco November 27, 2011
Get the chicken bake mug.