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lettuce Bones 

The thick ribs down the center of romaine lettuce leaves; specifically when found in a salad.
I would rather not order salads from the pizza place, the salads there are always full of lettuce bones.
lettuce Bones by etonbongwoop November 10, 2022
a turt that go skert
Dry Bones hit me with a fucking banana
Dry Bones by jaydeelife October 13, 2023

Luke "Bones" Jones 

A term you call someone who is blessed down south with a mondo shlong.
Nelly- Yo jonesy how we feelin today?
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES

Fuck my old sea bones 

An act of making love to some ones old sea ridden bones.

Said when a mistake is made or when someone tells you some shocking news.
"well Fuck my old sea bones"

"I didn't just.... AH fuck my old sea bones"
Fuck my old sea bones by Al8xXx January 12, 2012

Kansas City T-Bones 

A minor league baseball team located in Kansas City, Kansas, playing at CommunityAmerica Ballpark. They are renowned for occasionally being amazingly good one game and amazingly bad the next. Team mascot is Sizzle the Bull. They are renowned for being very economical. The team plays in the American Association of Independent Professional Baseball.
Person 1: Man, wanna go to the Kansas City T-Bones game?
Person 2: Sure, they're cheaper than the Royals, and they sometimes win!

Boil the Bones 

Get to the bottom of the issue.
Let's boil the bones and fix this.

It's time to boil the bones and put this behind us.
Boil the Bones by ExecutorGeneral November 11, 2016