lettuce Bones

The thick ribs down the center of romaine lettuce leaves; specifically when found in a salad.

I would rather not order salads from the pizza place, the salads there are always full of lettuce bones.

by etonbongwoop November 11, 2022

Heap

The collective noun for a group of donuts.

They brought a heap of donuts, I'm sure they wouldn't miss just one.

by etonbongwoop April 28, 2019