tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian

Ellie is such a tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

by ellis walsh December 14, 2008

bonking

Moii and Jade decided that bonking means WANKING. We thaught of this word cuz of how the printer woman would say Bonnie. xD

When bob is alone, he bonks over gay porn.
Shut up, im bonking.
I bonked yoor mum.

by mooseface November 5, 2006

O-Blocking

When some continuously calls your phone while you are having sex and close to orgasm, ultimately ruining it because of the distraction.

The hotel desk clerk was O-Blocking us about checkout while we were getting it on in the spa.

by SF Transient August 6, 2006

blorking

Blogging for work, or work related blogging.

Sam is busy blorking for the company website.

by pid_bds February 9, 2009

Blinding Fury

When you jerk off but the release is harder and quicker than you expect so it gets all in your eyes and on your face.

Joey wouldn't have gone blind had he masturbated safely and not had a blinding fury.

by Pro-Win April 5, 2015

Blessing Blocking

Blessing Blocking is when a person or group of people does something to hinder the progress of another person or group but may be harming themselves in the future somehow. Usually, the ones who were blessing blocked or hated bounced back in a major way.

Blessing Blocking example: The lady in HR didn't hire that girl who really needed the money because she was too pretty. Little did she know, the pretty girl had a sales jingle that made the company that hired her billions of dollars while the company the HR lady worked at went bankrupt.

by Nicholas A. Brown March 30, 2020

boinkins

A term originated in the African American language, meaning totally hip. This term later made its name popular at the Johnstown AAABA Tournament.

"Hey cracker! Your stratillac is boinkins!"

by Jim Kay August 10, 2007