block of cheese

a wad of cash

I sold my old rims for cash to some sucka and made mad bank. Yo, look at this block of cheese I got now.

by Poop Stain Barney December 2, 2010

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blubber block

When your view of a hot chick is covered by her tubby friend.

Wow, check out the hottie - ohhh, blubber block by the whale.

by Paul Corn January 17, 2008

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Cooch Block

When a single girl blocks the chance of her friend from meeting a guy, not to help her, but out of jealousy

"I was hitting on this girl and we got along really well but then her friend came in and cooch blocked her."

by Parth S Patel August 2, 2009

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couch block

When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")

I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!

by ricksie July 29, 2012

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Season Blocked

When your asshole friend stops you from seasoning food on your own grill

Oh man! Jason just totally season blocked Aaron!

by Wintera83 September 15, 2018

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a condition in which a gamer longs to play a game, but upon sitting at their set up they find themselves staring at the only the screen. They look through their available games, lusting for something to engage in, but ultimately find nothing. They are stuck hopelessly fishing in the vast ocean of content, unable to make a catch. The curse of the gamer, if you will.

"I've been sifting through my games for the past thirty minutes and haven't opened a single application. Guess I'm going through some gamer's block."

"I just looked around for a new game, realized I didn't want a new game, opened up one I already have, stared at the menu for a few minutes, and closed the game. I'm back at square one. I've got a serious case of gamer's block."

by byeahbyeah May 26, 2020

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