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beach blanket bingo

When a person does a surprise attack on someone else by throwing a sheet over them and repeatedly hitting them with a bat. The blood marks in the sheet resemble a bingo dobber mark.
Did you here about John? He started spreading lies about Katie and she had her brother beach blanket bingo his ass in the alley behind the club.
by Stetson Wrangler February 5, 2014
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Bingo

An evil place that you go to and spend all your money and most of the time get nothing in return, also will screw you over if you go there to win money to save yourself from money related problems.
You: My niece had money problems and went to bingo to solve her money problems, since then, she got evicted from her apartment and was never seen again.
Your girlfriend: She probably died in the cold weather, at least you have your own company and make alot of money, we're super rich and can solve all of our money problems.
by the dustyjacobs company™ August 24, 2019
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Bingo's Lament

Bingo's Lament is sung by Bingo Healer in the 'Butterflies' episode of the children's TV series 'Bluey':

Poor little bug on the wall, Jing Jing.

No one to love him at all, Jing Jing.

No one to tickle his toes, Jing Jing.

No one to blow his nose, Jing Jing.
Bingo's lament is the sadest song in the world.
by k2857 June 24, 2025
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Bingo-Master’s Breakout!

Two swans in front of his eyes
Colored balls in front of his eyes
It's number one for his Kelly's eye
Treble-six right over his eye
A big shot's voice in his ears
Worlds of silence in his ears
All the numbers account for years
Checks the cards through eyes of tears
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
All he sees is the back of chairs
In the mirror, a lack of hairs
A lighted room, checks fill out
Here the players all shout
Bingo-Master’s Breakout!
A glass of lager in his hand
Silver microphone in his hand
Wasting time in numbers and rhymes
(One hand drug and faces bright)
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
Came the time he flipped his lid
Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to
Bingo-Master's Breakout
A hall full of cards left unfilled
He ended his life with wine and pills
There's a grave somewhere only partly filled
A sign in graveyard on a hill reads
Bingo-Master's Breakout
by Death Menace February 28, 2023
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Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)
me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN
by uhpink December 14, 2023
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Bingo

When you are turdleheading a turd and it dabs / touches your underwear.
Man, I've got to take a crap. If I keep turdleheading, I'll end up bingo stamping my underwear.
by Jimbo Waters November 11, 2020
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Bingo Tingle

When you see a sexy child and your ankle bracelet buzzes
Christ it must be a Sunday, I’m having a Bingo Tingle
by VetBoy05! March 27, 2022
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