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Head coach of the Kansas Jayhawks mens basketball team, hired in 2003 after Roy Williams left for UNC. Has also coached at Oral Roberts, Tulsa, and Illinois. Has led three different teams to the Elite Eight, but has yet to reach a Final Four.
Bill Self's Jayhawks were the first to occasionally wear red uniforms since Larry Brown's 1988 national championship team.
by eskog July 9, 2004
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bill shitmored

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selling anything/everything by hiring william shatner (capt.kirk-star trek) to 'hawk' it for you
how'd you sell that pick-up load of dog shit john? (response) -bill shitmored it!!

we need to bill shitmore our new business!
by michael foolsley January 26, 2010
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sailor bill syndrome

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male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!

the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)

if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.

why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!

at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!

the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
by michael foolsley June 12, 2011
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pot belly stove

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A fat chick, who is always pregnant. She is always pregnant and when she isnt, she always looks as if she is. Of course she's always wanting more broods of failure to come out of her stove. She doesnt have a job typically, unless you count creating failures from her stink crevice.
What!? How many kids do you have...and your pregnant AGAIN! Damn your one Pot Belly Stove. Here take this vacuum and close hanger and rid the world one more failure.
by jwka2001 April 19, 2011
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Bully Shaun day

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You can bully anyone called Shaun on February 13
Me: Shaun what day is it?

Shaun: I’m not sure

Me: it’s bully Shaun day

Shaun: oh shit
by Fat nugget September 5, 2020
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Belly Sundae

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When you shit on someones stomach, and then top it off with some man yogurt
Alex gave me the best Belly Sundae last night
by BIG G! November 5, 2007
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Bill Shock

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The surprise received when receiving an excessive phone bill. Most common with the recently popular smartphones and their data intensive internet capabilities.
Steve: "I got my charges for my new iPhone plan the other day and suffered major bill shock!"
by CuriousQuam March 20, 2009
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