Bazinga

A word used instead of saying:"fooled you!" after a prank. It first appeared in the series of "The Big Bang Theory" and is used by the character named Sheldon. It comes from the word "zing" which means to fool or rediculous someone. and just for a cool slang, the added the "ba" to it. And later the series added the "a" to it, and then it became "Bazinga".

So this is a conversation between all the characters where Sheldon fools everybody with his classic joke and then say:"Bazinga!" instead of fooled you!" or "Gotcha!":
Howard and Rajesh: "We're going to the goth club!"
Sheldon:"I've always wanted to go to a goth club!...... Bazinga!"

by bazhelga August 20, 2011

horrible human being

A person who does things to constantly annoy/upset people.

"Oh did you see mike"
"No, why"
" oh he took the last Pringle and smacked a toddler while at it, he's a horrible human being"

by [e-mail] December 30, 2016

Normal Human Being

One who seeks to improve oneself and the world around them, always respecting others and helping when possible.

Ghandi and Mother Theresa were normal human beings, Nancy Grace, Glenn Beck and Barney Frank are not.

by Greene Team July 21, 2011

Being a Boob

To be a guy named Chris; In general; To be sensitive, squishy, and similar to a bitch.

"OMG! He is being a boob!"
"Well of course! His name is Chris after all!"

by Mickey919 October 9, 2016

The 7 Stages of being High

1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality

2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a.
a slight buzz

3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. Examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth

4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surpassed reality
and all of the worlds fucked up problems

5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the
moment, eat it, express it. live it.

6th stage- you have completely entered a world like
none other. Your passionate, loving, free. this
world is your happy place

7th stage- You are high/at the top of the world. You are
content with your high and there is no need for
more. Happy.

G1: yo man....how high are you?
G2: dude....im probably at a 4....we should smoke more, i wanna get to a fucking 7 on The 7 Stages of being High chart man...
G1: great idea man....let's do this

15 min later....

G1: dude...guess what...
G2: what?...man....
G1: i'm at a 7.....
G2: right on...me too bro...happy as can be...:)

by Dr. Hoy April 24, 2010

being fucked

a dickhead moves up, down, left, right in a body's holes.

I am being fucked so hard now the fucker's dick fell off.

by the defining penis May 8, 2016

Poor excuse for a human being

Donald Trump

Ew, don't be a Donald Trump. He's a poor excuse for a human being.

by faygogluttony September 23, 2016