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Berm is when a cluster semen rots in a ball sack over a period of several months before being released. It has the consitancy of tapioca pudding including the random chunks. Scientists still arn't quite sure what these chunks are made of and only know that they emit a potent odor resembling that of a homeless man's unwashed chode mixed with the smell of year old milk left out in the sun.
Person 1:"Dude, I didn't beat off for three months and when I finally did it was all brown and chunky."
Person 2:"You mean you Bermed... and you're still alive?"
Person 1:"You think I should go to the hospital?"
Person 2:"No... but I call dibs on your sterio."
by Bob Wehadababyeetsaboy May 9, 2006
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Berks Technical Institute

A junior college in Central Pennsylvania that is a pitiful excuse for a educational institution. The school has no pedigree, even among lowly 2-year colleges, and on average one student of ten will find a job in their field, the rest will work at a retail job or go on to a real 4-year school wondering why they fucked up their lives. Most of the poor quality of the education stems from overcrowding and lack of resources, i.e. two classes sharing a computer lab at the same time, and computers with Adobe CS1 software. No joke.
Sorry guys, I don't have a summer break, I go to Berks Technical Institute.

Colleagues: Where the hell is that?
by _jester November 24, 2011
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Bermuda Triangle

The sexual act similar to the "Eiffel Tower" in which one female is penetrated from the mouth, vagina, and anus from 3 other men. The Bermuda Triangle can be performed from a number of positions, but the most common is a doggy-style like position with one man behind and one man underneath.
Dude, last night Alex, John and I did a Bermuda Triangle on Brittney!
by Bermuda Triangle Survivor July 11, 2011
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High Beams

Describing the way a crackhead's eyes look like after they have been smoking crack.
Marcus is walkin' up Vine Street at 6:00am, with the High Beams on, doin' the Cluck Walk.
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
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Berm

The Berm consists of dirt, rocks, leaves, empty tins and dead hookers. The most famous berm (known as "Big Mike's Berm") was created in Garrison, NY, in the summer of 2009 by two drunken workers from the area.

Also the residence of the mysterious, "Red", the former lover of the famous rope-smith, Placenta.
"Yo lets go paint some fences or something."
"Nah, Big Mike wants this berm moved 6 inches to the left between that tree and rock."
"We just finished raking it over and planting seed dude.."
"The only seed that will be planted at the berm is Red's seed."

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"I just found Red sleeping at the berm with Big Bertha."
"Really dude??"
"Yeah dude he was blaring Drake on a Yellow Boombox."
by Big Berm January 21, 2010
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bermaned

bermaned

To throw up at a party, specifically in front of people.

Can be used interchanged with vomited.
"That dude bermaned all over my couch."

To 'pull a berman'
by JD May 13, 2005
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Berbs

You've got nice berbs
by Betty February 11, 2004
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