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Battle of Neath 1799

See Margam Castle for the location of Neath.

Not a battle but a minor skirmish between the forces of the then High Sheriff Lord Pembroke, the Legonium Veritas and the rebel army led by Terry of Tonmawr in which no shots were fired, no sabres were drawn, not a single drop of blood was shed and not a single life was lost.

The action : On the morning of Monday 1st March 1799 one Cavalry troop of the High Sheriff's bodyguard were confronted by 117 rebels fleeing punishment for their actions in the Tonmawr rebellion.

In short, the Battle of Neath was nothing more than the forces of good staring at the forces of evil for exactly 13 minutes and 34 seconds before God wreacked havoc on the rebel forces sending them running to the privy!
"The Battle of Neath was shit, just shit" see Neath
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Battlestrip

Often considered the lesser known relative of strip poker, Battlestrip involves two or more individuals playing the traditional game of Battleship with the additional rule that upon the loss of one's battleship the losing player removes an article of clothing. There are several ways one can play the game -- e.g. specific ships can constitute specific articles or clothing -- but the fundamental principle of the game remains the same: lose all your ships, lose all your clothes.
While playing Battlestrip, Tom sank Jill's aircraft carrier, so Jill took off her bra.
by Red Cowboy July 29, 2010
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Battle for Bikini Bottom

A SpongeBob game released in 2003 on the Xbox, Playstation 2, and Nintendo Gamecube. It's a 3D platformer collectathon where you play as Spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy.

Over the years it has developed a cult following and now a full-fledged speedrunning community. Now we look forward to the remake, Rehydrated.
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shark battle

A battle where the two combatants place their hands above the head in an attempt to emulate the shark's top fin. The combatants then proceed to headbutt and bite each other while making shark sounds.
The two shark battle combatants ended up in the hospital.

Shark battles are illegal in Texas.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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Battlefuck

The act of two or more men walking around like crabs with boners and begin to fight.

One loses when they go soft.
Jon: You see those gay dudes battlefucking?

Frank: YEAH! I got $5 on the black one!
by Whirlingd November 3, 2011
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Mark Battles

One of the sickest rappers out. Look up last night by him and you will see what I mean.
Mark Battles - Just make sure "I" come first like carly.
by Real Rap Fan August 22, 2011
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Battlefield 3

A first-person shooter game released in October 2011 by Dice and EA. It is a rival to MW3, in the Call of Duty series. Battlefield 3 has many more new features than MW3 - Vehicles and BEAUTIFUL graphics.
Me: Personally I think Battlefield 3 is a better game guys, but its just opinion. CoD is the same game re-released with a coat of paint.

Cod fanboy: No u n00b mw3 pwns Battelfield 3 cod is lik sooo muc better faggot.

Me: Just shut up man.
by FpsJesus96 November 13, 2011
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