bacotarian

An otherwise strict vegetarian who eats bacon.

Like a typical Portland vegetarian, she's really a bacotarian: the only meat she will eat is bacon.

by InkOnHerFingers December 27, 2014

baloney colonic

An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.

Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."

by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014

baloneyfuck

When your girl is so loose it feels like your fucking a slice of baloney and mustard

"I want to the club last night and scored a nice baloneyfuck"
"Man dat ho a total baloneyfuck"

by Motty Seth July 15, 2014

balogna wallet

Slang for vagina

Richard: how was your date, Barry?
Barry: why thank you for asking Richard, we had a nice time. We put my coin purse and her balogna wallet together and had a pleasant time.

by holla_speak July 26, 2014

Balltoe

Its Like A Cameltoe For A Girls Vagina But For Guys Its Balltoe, For A Dudes Balls....TeeHee 😝™

Omg , Did You See That's Dudes Huge Balltoe ?!Which Is Worse A Cameltoe or Balltoe?

by SavageChildx3 November 25, 2015

Ballthritis

When you grab a guy's balls and it hurts

Louanne grabbed Tony's balls and squeezed them like he squeezes her titts , he then yelled he had ballthritis .

by Foul funny September 5, 2016

baloney sandwich

Another word for Nukem Nukem's are dirty whores who meet up with each other and talk about how thankful they are for ugly people taking the jobs they don't want to do

OMG: Did you just use a Baloney sandwich in public??

Yes: i did.
OMG: Baloney sandwiches have aids go get yourself checked.
fuck.

by cuptothehandz November 18, 2016