boat girl

a girl that smokes meth on foil.

hey there boat girl,hows your buddy stem and reynolds doin.

by foiled again June 28, 2004

Boat Dick

A dick that has boat like qualities, such as length, girth, and buoyancy. (Handles very smoothly) "Ther' she blows!"

Matt Olkowski has a Boat Dick

by AlexaCunt February 24, 2010

boat problems

The easiest type of problems on the New York State Regents Exam for physics. You use vectors to determine how fast a boat will go in a certain direction based on the velocity of the boat and the velocity of the current. If vectors are 90 degrees to each other, you use Pythagorean's theorem and viola, you have your answer. QED

He hoped that they would have boat problems on the AP Physics examination, unfortunately, they didn't.

by physics student May 31, 2005

boat anchor

a horrendously fat or slow person. can be used as a joke.

holy crap dude, what a BOAT anchor!

when a skinny girl you know walks by:
(loudly) hey man, make some room for this BOAT ANCHOR!

by yokken November 7, 2007

Boat Nigger

Middle class white girls (usually) who go crewing on a voluntary (usually) basis on larger cruising or racing yachts on their gap year. Occasionally in the hope of meeting a male (usually) crewman from a middle class background and income bracket for likeminded travel, fun and sex. Occasionally this may be the owner, but this isn't the main purpose. (As opposed to "Boat whore".)

Vb: "Boat Niggering" - to go crewing as above, unlike "Boating Nigger" which is a racist taunt.

Jemima had such fun boat niggering last year. She came back happy and sore, in all the right places, so she says. Lucky cow!

by pahrumph May 25, 2011

Boat Shoez

1. Shoes that act as boats that may be used to travel relatively cheaply across oceans. No international taxes will apply if visiting Australia. Re-entry to the U.S. may require payment of a small fee (This is commonly known as extortion).

2. Party time!

You - "I wish I could afford to travel to Australia"
Me - "Boat shoez?"

by Unpoison October 20, 2008

boat anker

when a motor does not run or runs horribly, it's called a boat anker because all it's worth is its weight in metal.

my car motor wont start even after it was completely rebuilt, well i guess you've got a boat anker!

by r/c_flyer April 15, 2011