Battle Plan

A methodical process of courting a good looking member of the opposite sex.

The duration of a battle plan can range from a week, to a couple of years, depending on the circumstances and the people involved.

John: "I'm going to get her to walk with me to my seminar, to kick start the battle plan."

Paul: "You need to add her on Facebook first."

by VW Kl December 17, 2011

Battle of the Wits

Used in many improv clubs worldwide to reference an improv topic that takes superior creative thinking and talent to pull off, not a topic like "underwear on your head".

John: Progressive parenting, battle of the wits.
Noah: This is a tough one guys can we do it?
Justin: (pees pants)

by Wayne Bradie December 30, 2011

battiest

A man who loves marijauna.

Zack loves marijauna he's a battiest!

by Caz123 November 1, 2013

Battle surfing

When a character in an action movie rides something ridiculous in a surfing manner.

"Elephants, barrels, I have no idea why Peter Jackson constantly has Legolas battle surfing"

by Headexpl0dy April 19, 2015

Battery Vine

"Battery Vine" is a short video of a man screaming at poor batteries.

"Battery Vine" goes like this:

AA: AAAH
AAA: AAAAH
AAAA: AAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Memey God September 13, 2018

Battalion Thot

That one Thot everyone in the squad fucks to boost morale.

Person 1: Aye where ana
Person 2: who that
Person 1: know that joint we all yeah at that party
Person 2: Oh Capt. Sloppytop
Person 1: Best Battalion thot in the whole corp

by BigDongBabySchlong March 6, 2019

battle booty

Battle booty is an enduring term for sex between to consenting soldiers. It’s military term for civilians booty call. Battle booty is what you get when a cuddle struggle breaks out in a fox hole, or in any remote out post during an FTX.

Chris looked at Natalie in her battle rattle, shot her a look and she knew it’ was go time for extra PT and she became his forever battle booty.

by Tater salad March 29, 2019