ASSFACE

To get back in shape after a long period of not being in shape, often due to emotion or exhaustion. Comes from the ASSFACE Diet

He's in the middle of an assface. She assfaced after her divorce and looks increible.

by FitnessOF July 3, 2025

ASSFACE Diet

A realistic eating plan that promotes healthy weight loss with whole foods, flexibility, and no added sugar. An acronym that stands for Added. Sugar. Sucks. Fruits and Veggies. Also Contain. Carbs. Eat those.

He lost 30 pounds on the ASSFACE Diet.

by FitnessOF July 3, 2025

Assforcement

Assforcement

When someone has a behind so large and beautiful it is required by society's laws to worship said behind. People with glorious booties are known as trained officers of law assforcement

"bro look she's a trained officer of law assforcement"

by Stormy Brimstone December 18, 2025

Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."

by 4zBratz August 19, 2021