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A way to tell someone that something's wrong, even if they don't know about it. Taken from season 5, episode 2 of Gilmore Girls.
*Lorelai approaches Miss Patty's dance studio where Patty is instructing several small dancing apples.*

PATTY: Keep it going, kids. You're red, you're delicious. You're about to have the juice sucked out of you. *She smiles as Lorelai passes* There she is -- our spunky entrepreneur.

LORELAI: I am the uber-Trump-Murdoch-Maximus. *She glances back* Oop. Apple down.

PATTY: Apple down. *pauses before understanding then reacting* Apple down!
by Nerd Apple April 21, 2006
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apple-ause

Applause coming from apple geeks, found at any Apple Device launch party, who are so infatuated with Steve Jobs that they will overlook the supposed credentials of the new device and just clap hysterically at the mere mention of Jobs's name.
Man, that apple-ause at the launch party for the ipad was sickening. Those apple geeks were going nuts over an over-sized ipod touch just because Steve Jobs was holding it.
by mrincognito September 10, 2010
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apple maps

apple maps:The poorest cobbled and invalid representation of our planet since the Dark Ages.

Apple, in it's height ignorance and blind belief that their drones (customers) would never notice the switch from Google, a product of a misfired neuron in the peabrains of software "developers".
Well now I am lost, time to open Google Maps... What? Where did Google go? The fuck is just "Maps". So now Apple Maps is the only thing on my phone now. Well, gotta find my place.
Fuck, where the hell is my house? There's just a garble of satellite artifacting and missing photos.

(Siri voice) LEFT TURN

FUCK

( screams)

OH MY GOD

(Crash)
Beep. Beep. Beep.

You have reached your destination...
HELL
by Florescent Lamp January 12, 2014
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Apple Fetish

A sexual fantasy to incorporate Apples into sexual intercourse. Usually involving the apple to be cut, hole drilled, our pushed in various ways.
by MaximumNumbers April 13, 2018
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dirty apple juice

when your mom catches you drinking hennessy so you tell her is dirty apple juice.
Mom: whats this in your cup? is this hennessy?
You: no, is dirty apple juice.
by sadisticgrimes August 30, 2017
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Chocolate Candy Apple

AKA "The Brown Christening"

Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.

is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010
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christina applegate

THE hottest girl to ever, ever, EVER! hit the earth. I mean...look at her! Do not disagree...if you do, look at her again.
Christina Applegate in:
"Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead"
"Anchorman"
by G MacPhee September 7, 2006
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