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beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.
dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!
by metchsucks August 29, 2022
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Attic Access Door

A door used to access the attic, generally your best option when needing to perform work in the attic.
Mike asks "hey, how do I get in my attic?"
Jake answers "have you considered using the attic access door? They're great for accessing the attic"
Mike responds "wow, what an innovative idea, I never considered that. Thank you!"
by Bowel plow July 8, 2023
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Quick Access Popup

An unexpected boner emerging from an accidently left open fly.
Joe was sporting a Quick Access Popup at the church BBQ. Mildred was mortified.
by Scottk_1216 February 29, 2024
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Ely Access Guy

The person in charge of Ely Access Guide, aka Ely Access Guy,

For those that on't know what ELy Access Guide is, it's a company that makes accessibility guides for lots of venues round the UK, yet hardly anyone knows about it. He does live streams and lots of videos
Girls:"Hello there, I saw you last weekend!"
Guy: Hey, wondered why I took loads of photos?"
Girls: Yes
Guy: AHa, (opens YouTube)
I'm the Ely Access Guy and I made a guide. Nice to meet you
by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024
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All Access Pass

When a girl really likes a boy and tells him he can come & go in any entrance he wants that's called giving him an All Access Pass
Bill: "How did Sarah manage to pry you away from Sue at Bob's Birthday Party?"
Sam: "We were talking and she whispered in my ear I now had an All Access Pass starting now and that the party was boring!"
by AuDHDeep1 December 14, 2024
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All Access Pass

When a girl really likes a boy and tells him he can come & go in any entrance he wants that's called giving him an All Access Pass
Bill: "How did Sarah manage to pry you away from Sue at Bob's Birthday Party?"
Sam: "We were talking and she whispered in my ear I now had an All Access Pass starting now and that the party was boring!"
by AuDHDeep1 December 14, 2024
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The Ancestor's Battlecry: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to peri anal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Ancestor's Battlecry: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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