Anal Tuesday

A global holiday celebrated on the first Tuesday of every week. Methods of celebration include:

1) "The way the natives do": Participating in the act of anal sex

2) "Alternative celebration": The act of masturbating to anal pornography or the thought of anal sex

Falesi: Happy Anal Tuesday! You guys gonna celebrate?

Doran: Yup! Met a chick at the Black Squirrel Saturday night and she said she'd be up for some hershey highway 'splorin!

McQuiver: Unfortunately I'm only going home to tube8 to stroke lil McQuiver to some blacks on blondes.

by McQuiver January 24, 2010

anal backdraft

when a fart is lit, and the fire travels up the butthole.

After lighting a fart, Johnny experienced the warm sensation of anal backdraft.

by Ronen Boyer October 6, 2006

Anal Avalanche

A term used to describe a males load that flows out of the anus area when a certain amount of time has lapsed after intercourse.

I jackhammered Karen in the ass last night, and as she stood up to get out of bed, there was an Anal Avalanche that ended up all over the place.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Anal Parkinson's

When someone's asshole is constantly clenching and unclenching. Usually the disease starts at a young age and progressively gets worse until it becomes hard to hold in fecal matter .

I wanted to go to the pool, but since I have Anal Parkinson's, I'd shit everywhere.

by Dirtytacco June 25, 2016

anal gut

Extra weight that girls get when they take it up the ass a lot. It is extra weight at the lower part of their stomach, likely caused by all of the ramming.

I've been fucking Ashley in her ass quite a bit in the last few months. She's starting to show an anal gut.

by John Sidney McCain October 23, 2008

anal flake

small skin pieces that fall from the anal cleft when panties or britches are lowered most common in individuals who lack sufficient sweat glands to keep the skin moist

Dude, have you seen Sally?
Not but we can follow the trail of anal flakes till we stumble up on her ass.

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009

Anal Discrepancy

Having a lack of compatibility or similarity when having anal sex with two or more people, animals, and or objects.

There was a large anal discrepancy between Jane and Phil.

When having sex with my farm animals I tend to have an anal discrepancy towards the chickens.

A computer input cord had an anal discrepancy with my MacBook Pro.

There is anal discrepancies between my my mother, aunt, and girlfriend.

by TN/GC May 5, 2011