asian six pack

(also referred to as the "Asian sixpack" or the "Asian six pack")

A high school term that refers to the selection of:

1. Three science courses (physics, chemistry, biology) in each of one's junior and senior years (grades 11 and 12)
2. The three aforementioned sciences and three higher mathematics courses.

The reason that this selection is so "asian" is because a large percentage of students who select either of the two options are East or South Asian.

A: What are you taking next year?
B: I'm taking English, History and the Asian Six Pack

by high school definitions April 30, 2006

Asian Hangover

The type of hangover a male (usually caucasion) gets when he hangs out with a beautiful Asian girl for an extended weekend and does not want to go back to work.

Can sometimes call in sick due to an Asian hangover if she is within a 20 mile radius of the male.

1. (co-worker) "How was your vacation?"

(Male) "It was amazing. I'm suffering from a major Asian hangover though."

2. (Male) "Yeah, I'm sorry I can't make it in today. Have a bad Asian hangover."

(Boss) "Wow she must be beautiful!"

(Male) "Yeah, I might need another day or two with her. I'll keep you posted."

by EEGHawaii April 11, 2011

asian failing

In other words, any grade other than an A+

Daniel Kim: Duuude, I'm sooo dead when my parentals see my report card!!!

Peter Jones: Why man? You're lowest grade was an A-!

Daniel Kim: You white people are never gonna get it.

by jonron556 September 14, 2005

asian network

The way ever asian miracously happen to know each other through mysterious "connections".

"You know Jenny too??? How do you know her?!?!?!? You guys live on opposite parts of the globe!!!!!"

by J.K March 31, 2005

Asianized

to be pwned by an asian

Prissy white kid walks down the street and gets hit in the face by a bowl of Insta-Noodles.
Random Asian Kid, "You got ASIANIZED!"

by xxXMrNoodlesXxx May 11, 2010

Asian Boy-King

(1): A man of Asian descent that transcends the negative stereotypes, succeeds in his endeavors, and gets praised by many.

(2): An Asian male that is married to, or dates an attractive White female, thereby symbolizing the reversal of western ideals. This also applies to relationships with Black or Hispanic women.

(3): An Asian male endowed with a larger-than-normal penis size.

1. Tim Nguyen, although tall, and not a business or engineering graduate, is now successful as an independent book publisher and regarded by his white peers as an "Asian Boy-King".

2. Richard Chan, a revered Asian Boy-King and well-to-do book publisher, has just popped the question to his sultry blonde girlfriend.

3. Shaniqwa: "Who's that cute Asian guy?"

Stacey Jane: "Oh that's Mark Yin, he publishes books and has a huge dick."

Shaniqwa: "I want that Asian Boy-King!"

by AnnaF May 17, 2010

Asia

Very pretty girl. Never intends to harm anyone. She will make you laugh for days and you can always count on her as a friend because she is trustworthy. She has the most amazing smile, and her body attracts the guys. She tends to be very romantic and searches for the perfect guy. Her beauty leaves the guys breathless always asking for more. She has a very outgoing and bubbly personality and she could care less about what anyone has to say about her. Never the least bit of jealousy comes out of her. Shes a hekka chill girl who is usually hanging out with a ton of guys.

Guy one: "Dude, did you see asia at the beach yesterday?"

Guy two: "HELL YEAH! She was wearing that striped bikini!"

Guy one: "Duuuuddee, i got a boner."

Guy two: "She's hot."

Guy one: "Wish she was my girl."

Guy two: "Don't we all."

by gammerr4llyffe May 21, 2011