Always be muffin’, man

A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.

Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.

by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023

Always

All the time.

Up through 9-years-old when I needed to urinate I always wear my Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Undies.

by FrroRdn June 21, 2024

Always fucking around

Chester goofy ass. (Freaky ass nigga) aka FAN

You “always fucking around”.

by BigDdova June 28, 2024

Always

She loves him …
Even when the light is dim…
And things may appear grim…
She loves him…

A heavenly bliss…
Him she does miss…
And that first kiss…
A heavenly bliss…

A love that is true…
The connection of these two…
And it can overcome any blue.
A love that is true…

Just always know…
One day this love I will show…
And until then my love will never go…
Just always know…

She loves him…
A heavenly bliss…
A love that is true…
Just always know…

How she does love YOU so❤️❤️❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 July 1, 2024

Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.

"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"

by QuacksO July 24, 2024

The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman

A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.

While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!

by QuacksO October 18, 2025

Julia will always miss Joe more

Julia will always feel the deepest yearning for her best friend Joe. Her heart will constantly ache in the absence of his presence. Regardless of Joes lies, these are the facts. jj.

Perfecto like Larry Lovestein - "Joe could never miss Julia more" " Its quite clear Julia will always miss Joe more"

by jjmotherfuknforsh November 4, 2025