Fire alarm

Used at public building to aware people that a new mix tape has been dropped

*fire alarm sounds*

I guess daquan dropped a new mixtape

by treyvon2014 April 5, 2015

South Padre Island Smoke Alarm

A variation of the sexual position "piledriver." During intercourse from a piledriver position, the partner being piledriven emits a fart and the fart is lit on fire (either from a heat source supplied by one of the two partners or from a third party) while someone makes the telltale beeping noise of a ceiling smoke alarm (again, either partner or a third party may supply this noise).

When the drapes caught fire during their second attempt at the South Padre Island Smoke Alarm and the actual smoke alarm woke every guest up, Carl and Carla knew they wouldn't be allowed to film their piledriver sex scenes in the hotel lobby any more.

by Cthonic March 24, 2010

sound the alarm

Releasing a loud, ripping fart immediately upon waking. Usually this is done while the farter is still half-asleep.

My college roommate would sound the alarm every morning around 6am.

by Trumplodyte July 5, 2019

Boston alarm clock

When you pull your pants down, straddle a bum's face, and fart on it to wake him up.

I just gave that hobo that sleeps outside of Tony's Pizzeria the old Boston alarm clock.

by Runer112 October 19, 2010

False Alarm Fart

When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas

"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart

by jobforadonnell June 1, 2010

Green Alarm Clock

While going down on your female partner you grab her nipples. With nipples in hand you clamp down firmly on her clitoris with your upper lip and insert your tongue into her vagina. Just as she is about to explode you twist her nipples to the point of extreme pain and scream GREEN into her vagina. It's sure to wake her up.

I used the Green Alarm Clock and now that's all she wants.

by Caveman Robin February 19, 2008

Rape alarm

The act of waking a sleeping woman by having sex with her.

Reginald: "My girlfriend was snoring like a pig again last night, so I decided to give her the old rape alarm."

Winston: "How did that work out for you?"

Reginald: "Well it stopped the snoring... but then there was a great deal of shouting and screaming."

by Texas Dan August 6, 2010