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Abduction

Coming from the Latin word Abduco -- To lead away. Is act of taking a person (usually a child) away from their normal life to either a) use him/her as an incentive for ransom money. b) use them for sexual pleasure. c) sell them on the black market as a sex slave. or d) to brag to your friends that you really can get away with anything.

The second use: Taken by aliens to be "tested" upon, in which you are either probed, or forced to masturbate in front of them. Occasionally this folk tale is use to seduce the other males in the bar you are talking to.
a) Mom: "They said if we give them $10,000 they will let her go."
Dad: "We could adopt for cheaper...."

b) Jaycee Dugard
c) Movie "taken"
d) The Diehard father who never wanted to leave his kids and was willing to do an abduction to get them back, for his ego and his kids.

2nd:
Phil: Last night man I was.. was.. abducted by Aliens man! they took me up in there ship and tested me with probes and other shit!

6 others in the bar: Me too!
by StabthePab January 9, 2012
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Alien Abduction Survivor

One who returns to ordinary, day-to-day life after being kidnapped by aliens. Rarely does the individual have no memory or full memory of the event. In most cases, there are partial or unrecovered memories. Particularly eerie if the subject is nonchalant about it.
"I guess you can call me an Alien Abduction Survivor. It was a rough weekend after being kidnapped by aliens. I don't remember much. Let's get back to that project from last week."
by yes juanito yes February 26, 2012
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Eddiction

Someone who is blindly addicted to wearing Ed Hardy clothing.
"Tommy couldn't resist the saber tooth tiger hat with emerald encrusted ruby skulls. What can you say, he suffers from an Eddiction"
by Factskills June 24, 2009
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audition

A sick and twisted Japanese film indeed. Mind that it is horror/thriller.

A movie where eating someone's 'vomit' is fucking possible. Even in real life.
Want to see someone lapping over someone's vomit? See "Audition".
by Pleakley May 2, 2005
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Audition

1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.

2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.
1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."

2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
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Alien Abduction

The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?

Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.
by Tempted December 4, 2007
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Adicktion

Usually refer to a girls new boyfriend and her inability to multi-task in the face of a new relationship.
Jan has a new adicktion and has not been in touch for a while
by MTrasen December 17, 2012
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