Smart Jayden

A motherf*cking smart alek who gets everything correct. This person usually doesn’t have any friends.

‘Stop being a smart Jayden!’

by NightmareDefinitions September 29, 2020

lazily smart

you are rick sanchez just cba with it so do the bare minimum required to live

you're lazily smart

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

Smart bombs

Noun. Euphemism referring to a pair of female breasts, which, once activated, can be pointed at a male target and zero in on his most vulnerable area, rendering it under the control of his attacker. (Not his brain.)

knockers, hooters, boobs, tits, Smart bombs

by Queen of the Smart bombs September 23, 2009

smart cart

1) A name for the busses of the SMART bus company.
2) Another name for a handicap van. tard cart

Man I missed the Smart Cart, now I need to call a hommie to pick my ass up.

by spamtastic June 15, 2006

Smart-alecky

the art of or being a smart ass.

We were treated like a 3rd grader when the car salesman was trying to sell us the extended warranty with his smart-alecky attitude .

by Highstress September 5, 2016

smart chav

non existant, imaginary character

smart chav = fairytale

by Tha Iceman June 25, 2006

Smart Parts

A horrorble coporate monster, consuming everything in it's path. Nothing can avoid it's destruction....all will fall victim to the tyrant of sp....see greedy

Smart Parts sued the pope for wearing a hat simialar in shape to an impulse's body....when the sue fell, smart parts instead hired assasins to kill the pope...

by tm April 4, 2005