root licker

someone who is a total tool, like john kerry.

John Kerry- My plan, my plan, my plan...
George Bush- I will end you, root licker.

by Q-Tip McVicker February 17, 2005

dead root

When your lady just lies there like a sack of potatoes while having sex.

I fucked Regina last night. It was like shagging a corpse. She was a "dead root'.

by Signor Dick Pic November 2, 2013

Jager Root

1 oz Jager and 2 oz of Vanilla Cola... This is a wonderful shot that tastes like Root Beer! This is a great alternative for those of you who don't like mixing energy drinks with alcohol!

Man I got messed up last night on Jager Root's, sure love those things!

by Bartender for years! August 5, 2009

Rooted in love

A "charity" trying to empower women worldwide...but actually just macrame themselves in the prayer room.
"Do you dream while you journal, or journal while you dream?"

"I really want to be rooted in love!"

by so_they_may_beloved August 20, 2018

root doot

For a spastic stupid cunt

Shut up ya root doot

by Sallybally July 7, 2016

Root Shooter

A shooter (drink) made by dropping a shot glass filled with root beer schnapps into a glass of amber colored beer, then chugging it down as it foams up.

Drink goes down smooth but tastes identical to root beer soda but can get you drunk quickly.

We did root shooters till we puked!

by Enigmanic January 6, 2010

Hugged Root

Usually used as a verb when something clearly sucks. (also known as Hugroot)

We were at a another keg party on Ackerman that really hugged root. It was a total sausage fest.

by Vivafiniz September 16, 2009